Thankful

For my family, always there for me regardless of my stupid decisions.

For my health; although I'm a big man I'm a strong man and I hold my own.

For my friends, willing to ignore my many faults and hang around me anyway.

For anyone like Sunshyn, Cassandra, my playmom Cheryl, and even Meredith, who tell me the truth about myself and show me how good I am...or what an asshole I am.

For "Jane," who makes me believe in love again.

For the franchise mode on my video games, so I can feel like I'm accomplishing SOMETHING in this world.

For the NBA, NFL, MLB, and college sports; without them I would spend my nights watching reality TV and losing brain cells.

For Britney Spears, Tara Reid, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton, and Anna Nicole...women whose complete lack of talent and intelligence make me appreciate real women even more.

For Giordano's Deep Dish Pizza...the next best thing to sex.

For the CTA, cause owning a car in this city must be fucking hell and so far I haven't had to find out.

For life. It is beautiful, it is precious, and it belongs to each of us. Let's take full advantage of it while we can.

For love, which everybody needs.

For anyone who cares to read this. I appreciate you more than you could possibly imagine.