Sunday, July 16, 2006

And The ESPY For Worst Actor Goes To...

I'm watching the Cubs get butt-fucked on national television by the Mets right now, and after showing the classy Wrigley Field faithful litter the outfield with trash again, they showed a replay of Dusty Baker reacting with anger and frustration after another Mets home run. This was so hilarious that I had to write about it. This loser Baker doesn't EVER react when his team shits the field day after day after day. I listen to talk radio every day at work, and they love playing his postgame comments because they're so relaxed and calm that he seems resigned to the fact that his team sucks. He says stuff like, "Well, we can't do nothing till the injured players come back, I just want my team back," which is a nice way of telling the guys playing for him right now that they blow, and he takes a very lazy, California-cool attitude to everything, as if there's nothing he can do about it. And now that the ESPN camera is on him, he's putting on a show in the dugout as if he's really in a rage about his team giving up two grand slams in one inning, which is not easy. Pathetic.

I also hear that he has high-ranking homies in the media here in Chicago and nationwide who have been receiving calls from Dust asking to put a soft light on him and not criticize him and call him a boob like most everyone else does. I'm thinking the two jags calling this game, Jon Miller and Joe Morgan, are part of Dusty's posse. All they can talk about is how the wind blowing out is really helping the Mets hit those home runs. I guess this wind is supernatural and only works when the Mets are at bat, and I guess I'm just another bad guy ripping the Cubs for no reason because they're not really as bad as they look. I actually want the Cubs to fire Baker at this point for the same reason that I want the Knicks to get rid of Isiah Thomas ASAP--because the longer black men stay in such high positions with no fucking clue how to do the job, the worse it reflects on any other blacks who someday aspire to those positions. The rich white guys who own teams already are hesitant to hire us, as proven by the microscopic numbers. Zeke and In Dusty We Trusty don't help matters.

3 comments:

GrizzBabe said...

And to those people who question whether Isiah Thomas should be fired or not, I have two words for them -- Renaldo Balkman!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I have NO IDEA who you are...I am friends with Amanda Sass and stumbled upon your blog through her blog...I just wanted to comment on this entry.
First of all, I'm a die hard cubs fan..I even named my son Ryne (after Ryne Sandberg). I also have a neice named Addison Carey (Addison Ave, and Harry Carey), so obviously I come from a lonnnnnnnnnng line of crazy cubs fans and I just want to say THE CUBS SUCK! Its not the wind, the injuries, the pitching....its the Cubs. Let's face it, when Wrigley Field sells out almost every game what is the incentive to improve the team? The Cubs are making bank on losing, so who needs to win. I actually laughed when those 2 grand slams were hit, I now realize that laughing works way better when watching Ryan Dempster lose another save, than get mad. And as far as that in Dusty we Trusty...I've said for 3 seasons now...with Dusty we're Fuckedy
Angie

Dre said...

Amen, my sister. Preach on.