The Texans tried as hard as they could all last season to suck dick bad enough to earn the #1 overall draft pick, and they succeeded. Waiting for them at the draft was the most talented college player and one of the most hyped players ever, USC running back Reggie Bush. But because Bush apparently wanted more money in his rookie contract than the Texans felt he deserved, instead of taking the best talent and negotiating with him, they passed him up and took some defensive lineman no one ever heard of.
In other news, Bill Gates announced that he didn't like the way the Lamborghini dealer wouldn't haggle with him over price, so he purchased a 1989 black Subaru Justy instead.
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